I was going to post something deep (a slightly larger than average puddle on a country lane, or about half a bath) about media intrusion into the lives of terminally ill celebrities (what I stole from Popbitch - Hmmm) but I nicked this instead:
Police have confirmed that two Premiership
footballers have had their houses burgled
on the same night last Tuesday.
Ryan Giggs had 70 welsh caps, 10 premiership
medals, 2 champions league medals, 5 FA cup
medals, 1 league cup medal, 2 world club
cup medals, 8 charity shield medals and 1
super cup medal stolen.
Emmanuel Adebayor lost a kettle and a toaster.
HAHAHAHAHAH!
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Joker! Reminded me of hearing the
ReplyDelete'Thieves broke into *insert name of your rival club*'s trophy room last night. Police are looking for the carpet'
joke when I was about 7.
Good times.