What A Woman - Update!

Kari Ferrell aka The Hipster Grifter has been arrested in Philadelphia. Ok, this happened about a week ago, but I've been lazy. She told everyone that her arrest was due to her finally taking herself down to the cop shop and telling the fuzz 'It's a fair cop guv, take me dahn' but it turns out she was shopped (boo! hiss!) by some dude in a band. 

Anyway, she's still lying all over the place, mainly in court though. She told the court that she has a degree, which she doesn't and has never been enrolled at the university she claims she graduated from.

I don't know, when she was running around New York fleecing hipsters and getting hotdogs thrown down her hallway she was more fun than when she's lying in court and sleeping in jail. It's kind of sad actually. 

Does anyone want to throw their bandanna in the ring and take her place in the Hipster hierarchy (purely for my entertainment)? Sleeves/front/back pieces - a must.

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