Monday 30 March 2009

West London = Bizzaro World

On Friday night I went to a friend's birthday party in Notting Hill. The party was at a small club called The Globe on Talbot Road, the bar is on two levels, with the upstairs bit serving rice and peas, old black doormen who lectured me about being too trusting when I had my phone stolen and kissed me as though I was their daughter. But when I went downstairs and found a sea of young, beautiful, visibly wealthy and privileged youngsters dancing to hip hop, ragga, grime, garage and braaaapping like there was no tomorrow. 

It reminded me a lot of the 2005  Kill Whitey scandal in which the Williamsburg hipster club night whose raison d'etre was to "kill the whiteness inside" by grinding and bumping to Miami Bootybass in some vulgar impression of what black clubs are like. My favourite part is Bianca Casady's (half of hipster favourites CoCoRosie) comments about Kill Whitey being a safe place to be sexual with your friends as there are no scary "hardcore" black men there to touch you up. Nice.

Luckily there was no "Free entry with a bucket of chicken" but there's something odd about a writhing group of poshos dancing to black music, who would probably never step foot in an actual factual black club. I'm not angry about it though, definitely not as angry as I was about Kill Whitey, because once I'd seen it I knew why (also because no one actually said anything that pissed me off), sure dudes called Alfred were dancing to Mr Vegas but there's nothing wrong with that in itself. If they had been saying that the only reason why they were there was because black people are too aggressive and they're scared of getting stabbed it would be a different story. I get that people gravitate to their own crowd, and that's fine but Kill Whitey's 'Tha Pumpsta' needs to appreciate that co-opting exaggerating the worst stereotypes of a race or culture and then refusing to admit that what you're doing could be seen as not funny (at best) or racist (at worst) is what really got my goat all the way back in 20o5 and still does now.

In the spirit of full disclosure, I was there too and I had a great time (until someone stole my phone) I was fully into the music and the sweaty writhing and I don't exactly go to many black clubs. However, this is not because I fear black men but mostly because I like my grime mixed in with a bit of Metronomy and The Whitest Boy Alive.

Thursday 26 March 2009

Humorous But Fluffy

Okay, that should be fluffy but humorous 

Good Afternoon...

After two and a half months of dilly-dallying I have finally started my blog. It has taken so long because I wasn't sure that I have anything of interest to say to anyone. I'm still not sure, but workplace boredom has overtaken trepidation.

Anyway, I will probably be embarrassed by this soon. But let's see how long it lasts eh...

Things that I am reading
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Dr Faustus - Christopher Marlowe
The Blind Assassin - Margaret Atwood

This is not showing off. Instead of these things making me seem/feel clever, they make me feel dumber than I do every day at  my brain rotting meedja job. I'm struggling through the concrete of dense dialogue and throw each book over my shoulder and turn to The London Paper when stumped.

Things I want to read instead
From Hell - Alan Moore
Wetlands - Charlotte Roche

Oh dear, I'm embarrassed already.